Ep. 82 – Im just one man
The Adam Friedland Show
The Adam Friedland Show
4.7 • 10.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2017
⏱️ 71 minutes
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i had to run uptown on business this morning and couldnt upload the episode on time. im sorry folks. one of these days ill be dead and the podcast wont upload at all. keep in mind that ill be dead soon. im going to die soon everyone
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| 0:00.0 | Having sex I had a dream last night that |
| 0:05.3 | Recorded like 30 minutes of an episode and it was going great and I looked down and I hadn't enabled any of the tracks on the recorder |
| 0:12.5 | Oh my god, which I guess is a nightmare |
| 0:15.9 | Yeah, but not because it went bad, but because now I have dreams about podcasts |
| 0:22.0 | Which is the real nightmare |
| 0:25.0 | I had a dream I had a dream the other night that I was shaving my mustache off and crying |
| 0:31.4 | Anya was playing. Oh, yeah woman with breast cancer |
| 0:36.7 | That's like a weird dude. Yeah, I had another dream too the same night about like a |
| 0:41.2 | Live-action Garfield TV show. Okay, they just had some morbidly obese man that they painted like Garfield |
| 0:47.3 | But he was still nude so you could see his penis entire time |
| 0:51.1 | And it was on like you know ABC family. That sounds like a good-ass show. Let's do it |
| 0:55.7 | Yeah, well, it's funny because it's like I like to think of myself as like I'm like good at comedy |
| 1:00.8 | And it's the thing I put effort into and have to like come up with but it's just my brain is like broken on a fundamental level |
| 1:06.2 | Yeah, you have some kind of fucked up right. It's just more like symptoms |
| 1:10.8 | Comedy is just one way that your brain is fucked up the things that should the one way your brain is operating in a way |
| 1:16.8 | Shouldn't all comedy is is like you say something unexpected. Yeah, and that's a minor for my humble brag session of the show |
| 1:24.2 | So that's humble brain that you've got you ramped about shaving your mustache and crying |
| 1:29.4 | Yeah, that's like a Jira dreams of sushi. Yeah, yeah |
| 1:32.5 | Stop dreams of pussy my man go to sleep and he dream about sushi. He dream about sushi. Mom hold up |
| 1:38.7 | All right joining us on this episode is the wonderful |
| 1:42.6 | Mm-hmm always insightful |
| 1:45.4 | Big tiddy amber |
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