The mainstream media are having a field day with the saucy anti-Trump book quotes

and President Trump's giving Steve Bannon the Rosio-Donnell Smackdown.

We will analyze the claims and separate fact from fiction.

Then, Fleckas Talks, Austin Fletcher and Jacob Erie will join the panel of deplorables

to discuss Jeff Sessions' crackdown on pot, the olhacian oregano, and how the Virginia House

of delegates highlights the moral error of never-Trump. Finally, the mailbag.

I'm Michael Knowles and this is the Michael Knowles Show.

This entire show today is going to be page six, basically.

It's just saucy claims and pot and all this sort of stuff, but before we can get to any of that,

we have to talk about something that I am very excited about now.

You know how I always say they never pay me here? They don't give me any money to show up.

They do occasionally, I'll get a freebie from one of the advertisers,

and this is a really good one. This is bowl and branch sheets.

So it is very important. If you're like me and you spend 14 to 18 hours a day sleeping,

you're going to want to make sure that you're on good sheets.

And look, I'm a cheap skate sometimes. I'll go and I'll buy the worst

sheets that you can find, the cheapest sheets at the local store or on the internet.

And they will feel like sandpaper. They will shave my skin. They're not comfortable at all.

But even if you're not like me, you still probably spend anywhere from six to eight hours

a night on your sheets. You should treat yourself. We live in decadent times.

Treat yourself to nice sheets and bedding. You will not regret it. I am telling you.

Now, some of these sheets, if you want really, really high quality sheets, they can cost a kid

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