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Slack.com slash DHQ. NATO just finished a two-day summit in London, giving Western leaders

a chance to escape their dying societies and spend time insulting the President of the

United States, which defends and supports what's left of them. Emmanuel Macron, the President

of the nation formerly known as France, went toe-to-toe with President Trump, saying his

former country wouldn't pay more for defense because they'd already sent so many fighters

to the Middle East. When it was pointed out that the French fighters had actually been

muslim immigrants fighting for ISIS, Macron responded by saying true, but look how well

I dressed and what a charming accent I have. Macron then returned to Paris where everyone

is having a general strike to protest the fact they live in France. Justin Bieber, or

Trudeau, or whatever his name is, the Prime Minister of Metro-Sexualia, or Canada, or

some damn place, no one's heard of, was caught on a hot mic complaining about Trump during

a cocktail party. The Bieber, or the Trude, or whatever, said he had been late for the

party because Trump had held a 40-minute press conference. Apparently, Trudeau had never

heard of this quaint American custom where leaders speak to the press as a way of informing

the public about their actions. Because, of course, in Canada, the public doesn't care

about the leader's actions because he's the leader of Canada. Anyway, Bieber said he was

angry. He had to just stand there during the long press conference without saying anything

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