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The What If? Podcast

Ep. #81 - What If Your Foot Fell Off? - Canadian Feet

The What If? Podcast

Spencer Wirth-Davis & Ryan Kopperud

Society & Culture

4.6668 Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Since 2007, 14 (or 16, or 19 depending on who you ask) human feet have washed ashore along the Salish Sea. They're usually found inside a men's running shoe, sometimes with a leg bone attached. People have suggested serial killers, airplane crashes, tsunamis, and alien abductions, but authorities think there's a more prosaic explanation. 

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0:00.0

Welcome to the What If podcast with your host, Spencer, where Davis and Ryan Cockroo.

0:06.0

It's the Swearie boys and we screaming sweet Jesus trying to win a million dollars like it's Regis.

0:11.2

Talk about aliens eating Reese's pieces.

0:13.9

Now we out wondering where's my feats is?

0:17.5

It's the What If podcast.

0:20.7

Is that Feet's like feet plural or where my feet is?

0:26.3

Or where my feet is?

0:28.4

You know, it's tight.

0:29.3

So many options.

0:30.2

See, I envisioned it as plural feats is like a funny way to say feet.

0:36.8

Yep.

0:37.7

But where my feats is, it's definitely a funny way to say feet. Yep. But where my feats is is definitely a great way to say, where are my feet?

0:43.1

Oh, dang.

0:44.3

Hey!

0:45.9

Where is...

0:47.4

You guys are going to hear that one about 3,000 times for the rest of the show.

0:50.7

And Spencer's new favorite, which means here we are.

0:53.7

Oh, dang.

0:55.6

Where's...

0:56.1

It applies to everything.

0:57.0

Where is my feats is? Where my feats is?

1:00.5

I don't know. It sucks, so you lost your feet. Dang, dude.

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