Ep. #81 - What If Your Foot Fell Off? - Canadian Feet
The What If? Podcast
Spencer Wirth-Davis & Ryan Kopperud
4.6 • 672 Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2018
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Since 2007, 14 (or 16, or 19 depending on who you ask) human feet have washed ashore along the Salish Sea. They're usually found inside a men's running shoe, sometimes with a leg bone attached. People have suggested serial killers, airplane crashes, tsunamis, and alien abductions, but authorities think there's a more prosaic explanation.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the What If podcast with your host, Spencer, where Davis and Ryan Cockroo. |
| 0:06.0 | It's the Swearie boys and we screaming sweet Jesus trying to win a million dollars like it's Regis. |
| 0:11.2 | Talk about aliens eating Reese's pieces. |
| 0:13.9 | Now we out wondering where's my feats is? |
| 0:17.5 | It's the What If podcast. |
| 0:20.7 | Is that Feet's like feet plural or where my feet is? |
| 0:26.3 | Or where my feet is? |
| 0:28.4 | You know, it's tight. |
| 0:29.3 | So many options. |
| 0:30.2 | See, I envisioned it as plural feats is like a funny way to say feet. |
| 0:36.8 | Yep. |
| 0:37.7 | But where my feats is, it's definitely a funny way to say feet. Yep. But where my feats is is definitely a great way to say, where are my feet? |
| 0:43.1 | Oh, dang. |
| 0:44.3 | Hey! |
| 0:45.9 | Where is... |
| 0:47.4 | You guys are going to hear that one about 3,000 times for the rest of the show. |
| 0:50.7 | And Spencer's new favorite, which means here we are. |
| 0:53.7 | Oh, dang. |
| 0:55.6 | Where's... |
| 0:56.1 | It applies to everything. |
| 0:57.0 | Where is my feats is? Where my feats is? |
| 1:00.5 | I don't know. It sucks, so you lost your feet. Dang, dude. |
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