Hello, boys, girls and enbies, and welcome back to The Marriest Place on the Internet.

My name is Josh. My name is Rick. And my name is Christian. And we are the judges.

First virtual app thoughts, concerns. I mean, I already hate it, but I do like being in my own house.

Yeah, you don't have to like drive five blocks. Yeah, but like my dog is here. My cats are here.

I get it. I'm not wearing pants, but you can't tell by George. I think this will be the best episode.

Let's hope so. Yeah, I'm really hoping so. I'm hoping this doesn't influence the flow that we have.

The banter that we get commented on. Josh, if you try to come me off one more fucking time.

How does it feel? How does it feel?

Guys, you know why it's going to be the best episode because this is a double holiday.

This is a double triple holiday episode. First holiday is it's a Josh so that's right.

There's only 52 divided by three of them a year. And also it's our holiday episode.

All encompassing though probably mainly Christmas, given my attire. And it's International Pepper Pot Day

observed. Okay. Because International Pepper Pot Day is normally on the 29th. So this comes out on

Monday. This comes out in between International Pepper Pot Day and Crimbus. We're splitting

the difference here, boys. We have so much stuff. We have we have we have a pact to the fucking

brim episode. Yeah, this is out. This is a thick soda for everybody out there listening.

Can't wait. What'd you guys bring to the table? Because I started like I was like saying it's a thick

soda, but I was really hoping you guys had a lot. I am bringing my sparkling personality

Okay. First time. First time. I'm bringing the wit and humor. Okay. That's also me.

I'm bringing the good looks. This shit. That's also me. Okay, humor.

All right, guys. Of course, first matter of business. We got an email from someone named Haley.

Okay. Okay. They say, hey, judges. Hello. I know this is a long shot, but my best friend is a huge

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