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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

EP. 81. I Kissed A Guy, And I Didn't Like It...

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! On Today’s Show: DRAMAggie is unsubscribing from the podcast. You really think he should amit he used to date his child care provider. I got yelled at about breastfeeding. A MOMENT IN KRAMER HISTORY: I’ve only kissed one guy in my life, and it went like this...   Today’s Quote: "This is the time to look for the joy in your life and let it encircle everything you do."- Unknown   Good News: ‘Please Tax Us’ Say 83 Millionaires Asking for Higher Taxes: ‘Humanity is More Important than Our Money’ After Boy Was Abandoned at Hospital, Peter Was Asked to Take Him for a Weekend-And Kept Him For a Lifetime .  Made Me Think: Eckhart Tolle's Advice that Oprah Says "Eliminated All Stress in Her Life" Our Amazing Partner: Better Help I want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/kramer  Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health. Again, that’s BetterHelp.com/kramer    Call the show anytime and leave a voicemail: 1-888-KRAMER-8 Tell your smart speaker: "Play Certified Mama's Boy Podcast" Follow us on social media: Instagram Facebook Love You Forever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I don't even know how many people can say yes to this question, but have you ever kissed a member

0:06.2

of the same sex as yourself? Okay? Because I have, I have.

0:12.4

And I did not like it. It wasn't for me, but it was definitely a moment in Kramer history and the good thing for you is you can actually experience that exact moment of

0:23.8

cringeiness on today's show.

0:26.2

We got a lot to do.

0:26.8

Welcome.

0:27.8

Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

0:31.8

You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.

0:36.7

And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.

0:41.0

Yep, it is a certified mama's boy podcast and I'm Steve Kramer.

0:44.3

This is a podcast that is supposed to make you feel good.

0:47.2

It's supposed to make you feel good by laughing and by opening up and sharing your life and I share my life with you and hopes

0:55.2

and hopes that you feel more normal that we're all this little community right

0:58.6

here and it's all based around the wisdom of my fantastic mom who starts this show every day with this.

1:05.4

Hi mom!

1:06.4

Hi honey.

1:07.4

So I think we have lost a listener and unfortunately that's that listener is my

1:10.6

sister, Dr. Maggie. We have a group of family text and right before we started recording,

1:16.6

I guess my dad had sent over yesterday's episode,

1:21.1

which in case you didn't go back and listen to, I don't even know what number it was, but my dad sent it to the whole family saying, okay, here is today's podcast.

1:29.0

I would like each of you to rate my performance, John and Maggie, please forgive me.

1:34.1

Okay? So, and a few minutes later, my sister responds, my sister whose name is

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