Ep 81 - How to Kill a Monster (w/ @LittleHorrorPHL)

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4.9 • 807 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2020

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

In this terrifying world you need to be prepared for any obstacle. With that in mind this episode covers the vital tactics you need to slay a swamp monster (spoiler: do nothing). Paul and Chad are joined by horror aficionado George Heftler (The Best Little Horror House in Philly podcast) to discuss this tale of southern castle-mansions, bleach-and-rhubarb pies, and a Sweetums monster held against his will by elderly jailors. What does a swamp monster look like in your mind? We’d love to know because it is very unclear in the text.

OFF TOPICS: Dart attacks, Good Dog Bar, Ernest the Monster Hunter and his computer assistant V.E.R.N.

Check out George on The Best Little Horror House in Philly at http://best.littlehorrorphl.com/

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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)

Original music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The I was going to ask George, George, what's the scariest thing you've seen in the last two months?
0:35.6	Um, scary.
0:36.2	Charious visual you've seen. Okay. Only in the last two months. Scariest visual you've seen.
0:38.1	Okay.
0:38.6	Only in the last two months.
0:40.0	Oh, no, no.
0:40.5	No, no.
0:40.8	Actually, there's been a lot of scary things in the last two months.
0:43.2	What's the scariest thing you saw before the last two months?
0:46.9	Wow.
0:47.5	Before the last two months, the scariest thing.
0:50.4	In the long, long ago, George.
0:52.0	In the before times.
0:53.6	Oh, okay.
1:03.2	So the scariest thing that I think I had ever seen was I was in the basement of one of my buddy's house.
1:05.9	And we were, you know, just messing around.
1:06.9	Classic kid stuff.
1:07.2	Oh, yeah. I had a dartboard.
1:08.5	And his brother threw the dart. and it just impaled in the back
1:14.1	of this dude's head.
1:15.1	Oh my God.
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