Ep. #81: Everything That Could Go Wrong in Canada But Mostly Didn't

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

It's a Canadian Tour Recap OR Everything that could go wrong but mostly didn't.
Recorded June 18, 2015 at the Blackfoot Hotel in Calgary, Alberta with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), and Ggreg Chaille (@gchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.
Doug is now on Instagram - REALSTANHOPE
Links-
Stanhope's Youtube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/stanhopetv
Closing song "Double Dare" by Molotov Jukebox, available on iTunes. Mishka Shubaly's music and Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com

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0:00.0	Hey, it's the Doug Stanhope podcast. I don't know what date is, but I know where I am. I'm in Calgary on day two of two shows in Calgary.
0:10.0	And, uh, yeah, we've, uh, you know what, a lot of people email and say they're worried about my drinking and, uh, I go far at you.
0:25.0	But, uh, yeah, the last two days prior to this morning, uh, I even worried about it. But there were two fantastic days.
0:35.0	We showed up at the Winnipeg Airport outside of security was this bar that had all every cocktail from the 30 day, uh, 30 days in the whole tin can rehab.
0:48.0	Just the all classic drinks, no gronies and old fashions and not like not like on a chalkboard, but like a sign that they and permanent, yeah, like this is what we specialize in.
1:01.0	And I said, can I get that now? And she looked at her watch. Yeah, it's just after nine. So yes. I'm like, all right, often running through the night till two thirty in the morning, woke up and, uh,
1:16.0	hair of the dog turned into a second day of nine a.m. until three p.m. last, uh, three a.m. last night.
1:24.0	And, uh, but we had a fucking blast. There's nothing to complain about in Canada. I mean, there are and we'll get to it.
1:33.0	I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I'm not going to put it in my pocket. I
2:03.0	like to do to do to do to do to do to do to do some to do some to either of you or I know I'm not going to put it in my pocket. Not going to put it in my pocket.
2:18.0	She felt contractions during your show
2:20.8	and this morning delivered a perfectly healthy baby.
2:24.8	And that's a very rare email for me to get.
2:29.2	A baby was born at fucking Woodstock.
2:33.0	I'm listening to it as it's like, what's the angle?
2:36.8	It's like, it's nothing more than,
2:39.6	than we had a great time and now I'm a father.
2:42.2	Yeah, she went in a labor during the show.
2:44.3	I didn't see a pregnant woman because again,
2:46.5	I was at the apex of a two day hard bender.
2:51.6	Like that was intervention drinking.
2:53.4	And I've never had more fun.
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