Ep 81: CORY'S EYES ARE LIKE A JUNGLE: Live from the Rogue Island Comedy Festival

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Recorded live in front of an audience at the Rogue Island Comedy Festival in Newport, Rhode Island, two comedians/maniacs -- CORINNE FISHER & ROSEBUD BAKER -- recount the time they "visited" Hailey Baldwin at her apartment in Brooklyn, question whether or not they've been transported to the town from "Get Out", then interview audience member Rachael from Pennsylvania who WENT TO SCHOOL WITH TAYLOR SWIFT'S BROTHER AND DOESN'T FUCKING TELL US UNTIL HALFWAY THROUGH THE SHOW...and, well, it gets much weirder from there. This is a very good/probably illegal episode. So listen ASAP before Scooter Braun catches wind and tries to off us.

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Cohosts: @PhilanthropyGal & @RosebudBaker

Guest: Rachael from Pennsylvania

Produced by: @MikeCoscarelli

Theme Song: @iamsarahdooley

Transcript

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are two adult women.
0:05.0	And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:11.0	We're crazy.
0:12.0	Hey!
0:13.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:16.0	One nation under beeps.
0:19.0	We're gonna be two less softly girls.
0:22.0	We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear
0:28.2	we're not being ironic at all.
0:31.2	Post to my current fishery, who's my maker. So... So how many of you by round of applause have heard our podcast?
0:35.0	Okay, relax, a lot of
0:36.0	a lot of people.
0:40.0	Okay, relax, relax.
0:42.0	A lot of people taking a real chance tonight.
0:44.8	How many of you have not heard of our podcast?
0:48.0	Well, wait, so wait, you haven't, you haven't? Is that?
0:52.0	Well, I mean, I think you can't clap that it's like you're getting you're gonna have a blow job tonight because you listen to this right see I know we know. We talk before the show.
1:03.4	Well, let me say that this podcast, if you have not heard it,
1:08.6	we started this podcast out of a mutual love slash obsession
1:13.6	slash age inappropriate interest in Justin Bieber.
1:18.2	Justin Bieber.
1:21.8	Rest in peace. He didn't die, but things aren't looking good.
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