Ep 806: "Comedy Quick Hits with Opie" podcast E21
Opie Radio
Gregg "Opie" Hughes
4.0 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I just found the man himself. He's crossing the street. He's dressed for winter even though it's 85 degrees in sunny in New York City. |
| 0:22.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Chris to step it all. Yeah, what's up, |
| 0:26.0 | Bob? This is it, man, from Fucking open Anthony and doing a podcast by the garbage can. |
| 0:31.5 | How pathetic it's my life? Oh my God do we're wearing rip jeans. We look |
| 0:35.2 | homeless. Next you know I get an email from Imas. I swear to you it said back |
| 0:40.0 | in the 80s at NBC we caught Howard Stern picking his nose and eating it. |
| 0:48.7 | Shut the fuck. That's all he wrote. |
| 0:50.8 | Yeah back in the 80s at NBC we we caught him picking his nose and eating it and that was that was the whole email sign I miss it's perfect. There was nothing else to the email. Nothing. That's all he said back in the 80s at NBC. We caught him picking his nose and eating it. |
| 1:05.6 | Well first of all the colonoscopy. How was the prepping? |
| 1:09.0 | It was good. Basically, you know, it gets to the point where like you shit water like actual water |
| 1:14.0 | comes out of your ass and I was good man I wore an adult-sized diaper I put one on in the |
| 1:20.4 | cab you did not yeah because I was I was my ass was like leaking water so I had to go to a right aid get an adult size diaper and and then basically you know |
| 1:30.3 | basic you know like leaked a little bit in the cab and then they knocked me out |
| 1:34.4 | I got the anesthesia |
| 1:35.8 | fucking how bumed were you that they knocked you out for the procedure |
| 1:39.4 | uh... i know you appreciate a nice object in your hyney every once in a while. |
| 1:43.4 | Yeah, the first thing I asked when I got up and it's true like the doctor was laughing but I was all out and |
| 1:47.7 | I was like, yo did I get hard? |
| 1:49.2 | That's what I asked. |
| 1:51.0 | And he was laughing he was like, no, right the whole notion of umami you know about |
| 1:55.4 | umami yeah it's it's basically an indescribable thing that completes a dish |
| 1:59.5 | American cheeseburgers very rich in umami I was hanging out with this girl and she's |
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