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Slack.com slash DHQ. Well, the next Democrat debate is tonight and the excitement is so

thick, you can cut it with a knife and then lie in the bath tub while you slowly bleed

out and die rather than watch the next Democrat debate. With the debate on one channel and

the impeachment hearings on another, it will almost be like switching back and forth between

the International Pinochal Championship and reruns of here comes Honey Boo Boo. There'll

be dynamic clashes, battles of ideas, wars of words, and other exciting phrases you can

use to drown out the intolerable droning noise coming from your TV. Pete Buttigieg enters

the debate after surging in the polls with 25% of Democrat primary voters saying none of these

losers can be Trump anyway, so let's check off the gay guy for a joke. Buttigieg has had

trouble garnering support from black voters who suspect he may be committing sodomy,

but he's trying to solve that problem with what he calls the Frederick Douglass plan, which

offers to pander to blacks with incomprehensible statements about justice while doing nothing

to improve their lives. Unfortunately, in advertising the plan, Buttigieg's used a picture of a

Kenyan woman instead of an American. He apologized for the gaff saying he just found it impossible

to tell those people apart. Meanwhile, Elizabeth Warren is struggling to regain her frontrunner's

status after she made the mistake of revealing details of her new healthcare plan which would

tax Americans to death so they won't need healthcare. Warren said she was ready for the

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