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800 episodes of being not safe for work.

This is once again recorded live from the Cornfield Resistance,

where we take up the story of a Republican politician

who tried to advance their political career using a dog. It's the professional

left with drift glass and blue gal. Well, that's about it. That's what we have and that's what we

owe. It isn't very much, but Pat and I have the satisfaction that

every dime that we've got is honestly ours.

I should say this, that Pat doesn't have a mink coat,

but she does have a respectable Republican cloth coat.

And I always tell her that she'd look good in anything. One other thing I

probably should tell you, because if I don't, they'll probably be saying this about me too.

We did get something a gift after the election. A man down in Texas heard Pat and the radio

mentioned the fact that our two youngsters would like to have a dog.

And believe it or not, the day before we left in this campaign trip, we got a message from the

Union Station in Baltimore saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what

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