Ep 80: Way of Rats // Kingdom of the Lich

NeoScum

Improv, Comedy, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Games

5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2021

⏱️ 84 minutes

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With the threat of the Lich's Cult made startlingly clear, the NeoScum seek to even the odds with a little more firepower. They know just what they want and just where to go, but can their trust their captive guide? // Expand show notes for more!

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0:00.0	Oh goodness gracious, here we are.
0:06.5	I'm trying to get, I have everything on this single laptop screen, fucking 15 inches.
0:12.0	It's like you're role playing with a bunch of very tiny little borrowers.
0:16.2	We are the borrowers.
0:21.1	Hello to you.
0:24.6	Hello to you.
0:25.9	Hello to you.
0:27.1	Hello to you.
0:28.1	The peepies are our natural predators.
0:31.6	We hate pepies.
0:34.2	We have to light small matches at night to keep them at bay with fire. Oh yeah, and we've got a little bit of like southern accents.
0:41.3	Oh, yes. Hold on. Let me recalibrate.
0:44.3	But not me because I'm a baby, so I haven't developed your accent yet.
0:49.3	Howdy, howdy y'all? This one is a peepy, peep, peep, a baby, peepy, and it has not learned the ways of the pee pee pee yet.
0:56.5	You're still young and impressionable, you're just a baby.
1:00.1	I'm destined to bring the clans together, peepy, I mean, borrower.
1:04.5	Yeah, that's right. I believe in you, little baby.
1:07.6	The rest of the lore, listener, you'll have to get from item descriptions.
1:13.2	So that's the...
1:14.2	Oh, we'll really explain.
1:15.6	Figure it out on your own.
1:16.6	Don't worry.
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