Hey, what's going on America and welcome to the newest episode of the Deer America podcast?

Wow, I thought this was my show. I really did. I thought that I get to know we had a talk about this when we started the intro. It is

quarantine day. Who cares at this point? And today, you know what? I've decided I don't care. I'm not going to be uplifting and happy for everyone

because I have contemplated selling all three of my kids at this point because yesterday was just rough day. Yeah, it was rough, man. It was one of those days to wear

holy crap. Wow. I was here. Let me help you, baby, for all the parents out there is one of the days when after you put them to bed at night, you have a legitimate

conversation. Are we doing this parenting thing right? It was one of those days. It was one of those days that I felt like Ben

Stiller in Happy Gilmore. You will go to sleep. All right. We'll put you to sleep. Kind of things. I heard you heard you got a new animal. Yes, we have a bunny now named Kitty. We have

Kitty and Duck. I'm required by law to be silent. He is. This is funny. I'm just here so I don't get fined. Oh, a bunny. I

It's a lion head. It's super cute. And it's kind of like it's really sweet. All right. All right. So for people listening, okay. One of the things that I suffer with from my time in the military and

wars is I have asthma from all the burn pits and stuff in Iraq. So given that I just not that I don't like animals. I am indifferent to animals completely. You

love Ducky because they make me not be able to breathe. So it's like a $3,000 hypoallergenic dog who three years ago was a

gigantic argument between me and Alyssa because because back then $3,000 was a lot of money. It's a lot of money anytime. By the time you bought the dog, the kennels,

the all that stuff, the shop. It was about three. You can buy a tiger for three grand. Exactly. Anyone who has ever met Ducky knows I'm not done. All right. So any time we have a conversation about bringing any new type of

non-person in the home. I am naturally against it. Okay. And I'm never going to change my tune ever. And so this is one of those situations where it's like, you know what?

If you want to do this, I think it's a bad idea. But I'm Switzerland here. I'm neutral. I'm not doing nothing, man. I mean absolutely nothing. I ain't

cleaning up no poop. I ain't feeding nothing. It's not allowed to leave the the the the court on off area that it has. I don't even want to know that it's there. And it may

get released into the woods within the next week. I don't know. But you know, I'm serious, man. Anyway, but all that to say, yeah, we've got a rabbit in the

house now. Rabbit and just in time for Easter. Here comes Peter. We were we were awakened this morning to our dog.

Who wants to eat the rabbit? No, he doesn't. Actually, he does it. He I introduced him twice. And I did it again. After you left, he wants to be free.

He wants to play with the rabbit, which if you know, Ducky makes total sense. Yeah, he just wants a friend play slash murder.

No, he never he never been at it. I'm trying to gain your trust. Hey, yeah, he's trying to make you think that everything's good. We're okay.

Literally rolled over at the bunny's feet. Okay, like upside down, like looking up at the rabbit.

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