Please don't let go.

Please don't let go.

Words from the National Association of Balloon Artists and Suppliers

as they want people to stop releasing balloons into the air.

Good luck. So, All right, Well, we got Fat Pile Friday for you.

Welcome along for the ride on Chewing the Fat,

appreciate it. We might as well, you know, just dive right into the fat pile.

No problem.

It's an Oklahoma man arrested after allegedly trying to hide a propane tank down his pants

in Walmart.

I almost just want to leave that as the headline.

We just do a couple of crime headlines done wrong.

We'll just, you know what, in the fat pile, let's just do a couple of crime headlines done wrong.

We'll just, you know what, in the fat pile,

let's just do that.

Let's do that, like, let's do these three.

All right, we'll just do these two.

We'll start at the Fat pile Friday

with just the headlines of these three.

Oklahoma man arrested after allegedly trying to hide propane tank down his pants at

Walmart. Man arrested for stripping in Wisconsin Walmart while his mom chases dog around the store does karate

Van do I want to read about more about that story, but I'm not just headlines

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