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in the first half after that hotel room phone disaster last week. That was

a worsen watergate. It really was. Well, we got through it and now we can talk

football again. You had another good week on Sports Center. I did. I was two

in one. Four weeks in a row. I'm two in one. But that's good. That wins money.

I'll take that. Two in one wins money every week. It's the only thing keeping me

going this season. I really, I feel usually I know. I know. It's usually you

just get sadder on week six. The quality of football. I feel it's like I'm

talking you into it because it's around NBA season. You're going to jump ship.

But you're going to have to talk me back into the season. Right. The quality of

play is poor. I'm looking at the slate this week. There's like three games in

which I'm interested in both quarterbacks. Right? Honestly. It's so bad. And

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