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Then I recorded all the noises while we spoke.

Hello! Adam Buckston here. Sorry, I'm just finishing the end of a jazz apple.

That's kind of rude, isn't it? Why didn't you just finish the jazz apple, then press record

on the audio device buckles? Well, I don't know, I just didn't. All right, I've thrown it

in a head-drow now, the core, that is. The core. What a film that was. Listen, this is a very

rambly start to the podcast here. I apologise. I'm still finishing my mouthful. That was not the best

jazz apple I've ever had. Normally, the jazz apple is just about the most reliably crunchy

and sweet apple that I have ever tasted, but that one did not come from my normal supermarket.

I won't tell you which one it came from, but it wasn't quite as good as the ones I normally get.

That's my honest voice. That's the voice I use when I'm being honest.

If I'm talking to you like this, then I'm just, I'm being insincere and charming.

But if I suddenly start talking like this, then it means I'm laying some truth on you,

but I have to do it in a different voice. That's not true. Hey, how you doing? Welcome to the

podcast. Thank you so much for joining me. And I am once again walking beautiful, rosy, the dog.

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