To be completely honest, man, the only thing that could make this more redneck is if it had been repurposed with a jet ski engine

instead of just that little piddly, 35-pound thrust trolling motor.

If you're drunk and you're out there just being an idiot, man, I don't have no sympathy for you.

I mean, you can pitch all you want, we're going to keep it up there.

But his awkward, troubled expression suggests this turtle is harder than the streets.

Come on, man. Cut and retry that. You know that's never going to work.

Good morning friends, degenerate anglers,

and people who still remember the blood code for Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis. And welcome to

Cut and Retie. The fishing podcast that insists the song StinkFist by Tool is actually about catfish

noodling. I'm Joe Sermelli. Happy Friday. And we're going to get qualified today in more ways than one. First,

though, very quickly, I do want to make sure all of your original Nintendo Entertainment

System skills are staying sharp. I know most of you, like me, still have your original

Nintendo's, right? You're still blowing the dust out of those cartridges on a daily basis.

As some of you might have noticed on Instagram, I have now transferred my NES to the cut

and retie Bunkah, though I got to say, other than Eric Kerber, who loves excite bike,

it rarely gets played, which is kind of a bummer.

Like, we just sit around and drink the delicious Southern tier beers in my fridge after recording in person. And like nobody ever really wants to play,

right? That said, though, the games alone are a conversation piece. Everybody has to look

through the games. Okay. Now, time to time, I have various service workers here in the bunker,

and one of them recently took note of my Nintendo game collection, which led to this very, very brief interview.

So just a funny little thing here. I'm sitting here with Mark from Comcast Business, who came over here to do some work on my internet.

And Mark, as you were doing your thing and saw my Nintendo games,

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