It was a wonderful Veterans Day at colleges around the country.

Students gathered around the Veterans Day tree singing old Veterans Day carols like,

I hope I don't get killed defending the rights of people who don't even appreciate those

rights.

Fala la la la.

College students were taught special Veterans Day lessons.

For instance, some young people were startled to learn there were other ways to be a hero

than screaming at someone on Twitter.

Although some of those other ways sounded kind of dangerous, so maybe it's best to keep

your heroism confined to social media for now.

After all, what's the point of getting wounded over things like the First Amendment when

free speech just lets you say upsetting stuff?

And why on earth would you risk getting killed over freedom of religion when God is so mean

to gay people?

And of course, getting shot over the right to bear arms is crazy since one's guns are

banned, no one will have to get shot at all.

College students were also surprised to learn about such Veterans Day subjects as World War

II, where race obsessed, anti-Jewish, big government supporters who called themselves

national socialists somehow turned out to be the bad guys.

How weird is that?

Today, anyone who isn't a race obsessed, anti-Jewish, big government national socialist is

worse than Hitler.

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