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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.

Oh no, sad news today. I hate that. I got to bring it to you. It's just the way it is.

The Dorset knob throwing festival. It's been canceled.

No! I know. The Dorset knob throwing festival has been canceled. Now normally you think to yourself, well why would you cancel the Dorset knob throwing festival? It's too popular.

It's just too popular. It's canceled because the size has become too much to handle for its organizers.

Wait, what? Yeah. Now they've had to cancel. I don't know. Three years in a row now because there was no venue available because of COVID.

And they figured we'd be able to do it in the From Valley food festival, but it's just become too popular for the organizers to manage.

I know. It's sad. And I mean, Dorset knobs.

I mean, they've been around for, well, way over a hundred years. I mean, the Dorset knob company started life on or before 1860.

So they've been around for quite some time. And you're asking yourself, well, what's a, what really is a Dorset knob?

No, it's not that. That's my point. It's not. But these are biscuits. All right. They're Dorset stuff.

No. Now you only get three Dorset knobs. You can only use the Dorset knobs provided.

It's a standing throw with a marked standing point. Oh, yeah. Underarm throwing only. One foot must remain on the ground during throwing.

Dorset knob measures at the final resting place. If the Dorset knob breaks upon landing, it's the umpire's decision of the final resting place.

Oh, yeah. Anyway, it doesn't matter because it's canceled. We had over 8,000 people attend the 2019 event. And it's just too big.

The Dorset knob festival is just too big. Welcome to chewing the fat.

If the last two years have taught us anything, it's that you have to take control of your own health. And it's clear that you can't simply rely on the government or big pharma to protect you or your family.

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