Hello.

Hey, John.

Hi, Merlin.

How's it going?

Merlin, man.

Oh, man.

You know, Beyonce cut her hair.

I think, I think actually Beyonce just took out her weave.

Yeah.

And most people don't understand that Beyonce's hair is not normally her real hair.

You're pretty sure about that.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure

based on Beyonce's ethnicity

that a blonde

Mary Tyler Moore

hairstyle

is not her natural hair.

I think it probably is natural hair.

I think it's very expensive hair. Yes. But I do not think that it belongs to her. I mean, it belongs to her in the sense that she is the owner of it. She inhabits the hair. She inhabits it.

John, John, you're in show business. You've been around a lot of people. You have concerns about Ben Affleck and what's going on in his head. Have you met a lot of people with fake hair?

Not when I say fake, I mean it could be artificially short or long. You could have it in a bun.

I see I see unreal hair sometimes. But you know, like a lot of people brag about their gay dar or about their other relationship dars, hair dar.

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