For the citizens of Milwaukee, I'm holding this press conference to let John know that

I will be stepping down as sheriff of this county in order to pursue my true calling

and joining the Axis of Kooner.

With Ben Dawson and Jason Whitlock, I have my replacement here. He's a very

decorated NYPD detective. He stepped on many many many black and Latino heads

with his template boot. His name is Pregutelle. Please step to the microphone

so please step please. Thank you. Sheriff Michael Clark Duncan. I appreciate the

introduction. I'm here to take over police and duties that were vacated by a

former this guy here. Listen, what we're gonna do is clean up this fucking town

because Milwaukee is full of bucks. You get it? And we're here to get the illegal

ones off the street. All right? So that's what we're gonna fucking do. This guy's

gonna join the Axis of Kooner with Ben Dawson and Jason Whitlock. You know what I'm saying?

What's good? Another fuckers. Pregutelle, step the fuck off the mic. It's my

now nigga. Let me tell you something. I am the leader of the Axis of Kooner.

We welcome Sheriff Michael Clark Duncan to the mix and we are going to take over

the world. Sheriff Jason Whitlock, he could not be here. He was busy getting kid to

play himself. I'm out here as well. I'm doing the motherfucking intro for the number one

podcast and I'm motherfucking Galaxy nigga. Well take it boys, this episode is

79. If you might as well tell him, bro, noise. Do the fucking drive me. Can you take him out?

You titties on me. Live from Red Bull Studios, New York.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Episode 79. That's right. Well, think of boys in the front. That's right, boy.

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