Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO! There's much discussion of Borscht, some discussion of Satsunas, and we finally hear from Juanita. Let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

With us, comedian, podcaster, writer, etc. Mike Schmidt. Mike, welcome back to the show.

Guys, thanks for having me, I'm always happy to come.

It is a pleasure to have you, sir, and it is a pleasure to have you in this momentous week in our nation's history.

We had an election this past Tuesday as we record this show.

And a result that was so amazing to me, something I've been waiting for my entire voting life.

America voted. America cast its vote.

People made Michael Crichton to not be alive anymore.

Made their choice. It was, people went into that vote for that, pulled the curtain.

You know what I mean, Jordan, got their special pen out, and they decided the future of the great state of California

would include a super train.

Wait a minute. You have a special voting pen? How did that happen exactly?

Oh yeah, absolutely, I have a special voting pen.

The thing is, you know how they tell you that they count all the votes.

You have the special pen votes, so it's really a matter of whether or not you have the pen.

Oh, so everybody else is hoodwinked, basically.

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