This is a headgum podcast.

So this is kind of one of those like late night at the end of the day kind of shows.

Yeah, we're feeling extra.

I confuse the shit out of Chris because when we do these

kinds of late night shows, for some reason, if I like really want to be up, I'm just like,

you got to get me a latte out. Like, even though we have espresso in the house, like, I just have to

get a latte out. And I confused Chris because I was like, let's do half calfcalf, you know, so that I'm not up all fucking night because I have to be up really early tomorrow.

And he was like, wait, I'm very confused by this.

And like, I honestly, I can't remember the last time I ordered a half-calf drink.

I don't know if you've ever done that in the time we've dated ever.

That's like a Starbucks life hack

not really but like that's like something that I learned at Starbucks and I was like oh shit

that's actually really smart and at Starbucks at least at the location I was at the espresso

machine you could just like choose that so one side would pour out a caffeinated one but uh you add

an extra layer of complexity to your, uh, drink.

Normally, my drink is not that pretentious, but tonight it honestly was, but it is

fucking flawless, and I'm really enjoying every sip.

It's like, your drink is like a whole sentence.

I get out of here.

You should have seen me when I was like first getting into Starbucks and I remember I was such a dweeb and I like really wanted to work there when I was, like, first getting into Starbucks, and I remember I was such a dweeb, and I, like, really wanted to work there when I was younger.

And then I did, and I was like, wow.

Not a great idea.

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