Ep 79. Slags in need

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about what they'd do if they were bummed by aliens and how it gives them the perfect excuse for any future affairs. They have a hysterical voice note that'll make you question if you ever want stew again and a agony aunt that leaves them wondering if they actually just give really shitty advice Click here https://bit.ly/CHEEX-NoHolesBarred to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with the code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sam Mendes presents Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens, an audible original drama.
0:05.6	The young gentleman's name would be...
0:08.3	Oliver. Oliver Twist.
0:10.7	...with Brian Cox as Fagan.
0:12.9	What have you seen? Street boy.
0:14.9	Nicola Cochlan as Nancy and Daniel Caluia as Bill Sykes.
0:19.3	Oh, look at me like a hound of my noise!
0:21.3	I love you, baby!
0:22.3	...with original music by Dan Gillespie Cells.
0:25.7	Subscription required, see audible.co.uk for terms.
0:31.0	Best gift I've ever received has to be a bike when I was younger, a pedal bike.
0:37.1	It was a sort of slick little road bike and I remember it was all like...
0:41.2	It was so, it was all wrapped up, but it was so obvious where it was obviously
0:44.2	because nothing's shaped like a bike and I had a little ribbon on it and I was so
0:46.8	guess. For that was a life changer and I'm still sort of big on cycling
0:50.8	rummer area now so, for that one change me a little.
0:56.8	Joy in every sip with red carp's now back at Starbucks.
1:02.4	It's time to chat some ballaks about fannie tits and bum.
1:06.4	No topic is off the limit for these potty mouths found buns.
1:10.5	So tell us all your secrets we like to share the truth.
1:14.6	Bad saggy tits and inner warts and ice cubes up your oof.
1:18.8	No holes bar.
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