I tend to demonize people because don't care about your feelings.

I'm going to give this speech.

I'm going to say what I have to say, and then we'll see what happens outside.

All right.

First, I want to thank the Young Americans Foundation chapter here,

all the brave kids who went out and risked life and limb.

I was just out there listening to the crowds outside, risked life and limb to go out there

and put flyers up on behalf of a dissenting message who risked their academic careers

to make themselves publicly available to do these sorts of things.

I want to thank all of you.

You guys are brave.

Let me give you a round of applause.

That's what YAA does. And I want to thank also the Fred R. Allen for sponsoring this lecture series.

I think he's probably getting more than he bargained for.

So the topic of my talk today is when diversity becomes a problem. This is apparently too rough for some of the people who go to this university.

I'm talking about the rainbow unicorn gumdrop fascists outside

who live in their little fantasy world and demand that everyone else

participate in this fantasy world or they will shut down free debate.

I'm talking about the pathetic, cowardly,

macho professors who mouth off about physically aggressing

against people who disagree.

I'm talking about the ridiculous, self-aggrandizing president

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