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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 79: Foursome with Joe DeRosa & Ari Shaffir

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 116 minutes

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0:00.0

Yeah

0:05.7

Yeah, hey, we might be drunk folks here. We are we're here. We're here. We're cool. Hold on

0:12.3

Wow, that's unpleasant that was a three-fer. Yeah, that was too much. Sorry. That was like the three godfathers

0:18.7

But only the third godfather

0:21.8

Yeah, yeah, I had Chipotle earlier that'll do you yeah, I love Chipotle. Do you go sour cream or cheese? No, I know you still

0:29.5

Far like that no dairy respect. Thank you. That stuff does nothing. I know you're trying to sober up right now

0:35.6

This shit does nothing you don't think good. Have you tried it? I have a drink a thousand of these

0:40.8

It's given me so much false hope. I only think this stuff's gonna cure my hangover

0:45.0

No, I would think it's gonna prevent the hangover. What does it do? It just fucking fills me with sugar and I'm still hungover

0:51.4

Yeah, the sugar is a bummer. I didn't know there was a lot of sugar. Is that right?

0:55.3

Not a ton, but enough that I'm like eh. Yeah, all right. Yeah, look at that. Let's see. I'll stick with coffee and keep shriveling up

1:02.3

Yeah, diuretic by the way

1:04.6

Diuretic I'll tell you that

1:06.1

This stuff gives me a ton of diarrhea. I spray the bowl like a fucking salad. I'll tell you. It's a Pollock movie in there

1:14.1

Oh, tell you. Mm-hmm. So rich. Sally's back

1:18.3

We missed you buddy. Good to be back. Good to have you the only guy who was rocking Hawaiian shirts when they weren't cool

1:25.1

Then they were and now they're back to not

1:28.4

Good to have you write it out. You look good man. Hey, we think you're cool then Ron Jeremy

1:33.4

We don't care. Yeah, fuck those comments. Hey, and you never rapes. So we'll give you that, too. Yeah, she can't get it up

1:42.6

All this is a classic photo. Those are the it was like a play on of mice and men these two as that what it was

1:48.9

Yeah, real gangster types. Yeah, yeah, but I think they're the little guy and the big guy

1:54.0

Okay, but yeah, they were like a how you doing see? Yeah, Mugsy. Yeah

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