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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Ep.#79: Doug shits on his fans then asks for stuff.

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2015

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Doug shits on his fans then asks for stuff.
Recorded June 05, 2015 at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.
Doug is now on Instagram - REALSTANHOPE
Links-
Stanhope's Youtube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/stanhopetv
Closing song "Keep Me In Your Heart" by Warren Zevon, available on iTunes. Mishka Shubaly's music and Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is podcast number 79 and 79 was the number that I wore when I played football in six or seventh grade.

0:10.0

Seventh grade, I played football for the Paxton Center Panthers.

0:16.0

Paxton Center School and we played fucking Iron Man.

0:20.0

That means both sides of the ball because there weren't enough kids for the team.

0:24.0

We sucked. We were one six and one on the season and I made one catch as a tight end.

0:30.0

And it was 1979. I wore 79 in 79 and I didn't keep my jersey and that bothers me to this day or to this minute when you just said 79.

0:42.0

Sorry, I've been going through a lot of shit from my past right in this dumb book and here's something you can do.

0:48.0

This is what I want you to tweet at me because you've been tweeting a lot of stuff at me about movies that don't have fuck scenes in them.

0:54.0

And I don't really remember doing that podcast. We had to crank out two in a night that night.

0:58.0

So yeah, I guess I said it. I mean, I've said it before. They never advanced the plot.

1:03.0

Yes, thank you a million people who tweeted the accused at me. Yes, that was but that's not a fuck scene. That's a rape scene.

1:11.0

Jesus, you insensitive cock suckers. How do you equate rape on a ping pong table?

1:18.0

What was it? I don't know a pinball machine. Pinball or was it a pool table? I don't know.

1:23.0

I think I think the real story and the movie they made a differed. If I'm correct, I think the actual rape was on either a pinball machine and they changed it to a pool table or vice versa.

1:35.0

I don't know why I think that, but I think I know that you ever noticed the things you think you know, but you just don't know.

1:44.0

So yeah, I've gone through and I haven't finished the rough draft of the book and rough do I mean like a dog speaks rough.

1:55.0

Yeah, I've burned out on on euphemisms for drunk. I have no more synonyms. The source dot com. I burned through that in the first three chapters using the word drunk and all of the source dot com.

2:10.0

Tipsy. Three sheets to the wind. All right, this is not 1930. So especially if you have New England based ones because I'm trying to remember all the ones we used to say when we were getting drunk as teenagers.

2:24.0

Cocked. Cocked. Was a good one. Yeah, dude, fucking Stan was cocked. That's great when it loaded. Oh man, let's get fucking loaded.

2:38.0

So yeah, I'm sure just dealing from Bill Berg, I'll listen to his podcast and dredge out more fucking words for drunk the New England a year or the better, but I'll take I'll take some of your UK words for drunk.

2:52.0

Tweet those at me and and that's another thing I want to try to do and I got to get this from you, Chaley is those the word of the day from the 30 days in the whole tin can rehab podcast. I want to get all of those words of the day that we used and just insinuate them into the book.

3:11.0

Even if I have to shoehorn the fucking thing in there, it doesn't fit. I want to put up. Yeah, those we didn't do 30 because we didn't start that to like a week in a couple days in when we started. All right, so all the ones. Yeah, all the ones that we we used. I want to get them into the book.

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