Ep. 79 – Bumbaclot

The Adam Friedland Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2017

⏱️ 72 minutes

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rude boys

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0:00.0	Well, this is going to be a check. It's going to be a bad one because Adam refuses to do his job.
0:08.0	His only job on the show, which is to go get us coffees. It's not true.
0:16.0	Don't lie. Okay, answer this. Are you willing to go get us coffees?
0:21.0	I've gotten you coffee in the past. Right now.
0:24.0	You just clocked in. You're gaming. I'm gaming out of frustration.
0:31.0	I don't even want to be fucking gaming right now. You pissed me off so bad I got to play battlefield.
0:36.0	No, your virtual Turks. You're pissing me off by treating me like some sort of secretary.
0:42.0	You don't get pissed off. You go on your period. Different when a girl does.
0:47.0	Got him. Go some get pissed off. It's true. It's called PMS.
0:52.0	I know a thing or two. Girls don't pee. Then they eat chocolate.
0:56.0	Yeah, you have to have a piece. You want to eat some chocolate chips?
0:59.0	Yeah. Why don't you go to the fucking store and get some and get me a coffee?
1:02.0	That is ridiculous.
1:04.0	His big bang. Your name is Grace and you're the secretary of come town.
1:08.0	Yeah, and I'm I mean, Nick's will.
1:11.0	Yeah, I'm a secretary.
1:14.0	Stop is still stop. I'm carrying with the big titties.
1:18.0	I'm the secretary. You're willing Grace. You're willing to get guy.
1:21.0	I'm carrying the drunk lady with big tits.
1:24.0	No, you're fucking. You're a fucking man. You're a bitch.
1:26.0	I'm sucking my own. You're the gayest one. What's this man?
1:28.0	No, I'm not Jack. You're Jack. You're Jack. You're Jack.
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