In a rare move, President Trump has reversed course and canceled plans to hold the 2020 G7 summit at the Trump National DeRale in Miami.

The leaders of the World's Seven Most Advanced Economies will instead be staying at the Motel 6 15 miles outside of Tallahassee.

The World leaders will now be able to enjoy the Motel's Free Cable TV service plus a complimentary breakfast in the lobby annex.

Responding to the announcement, Germany's Angela Merkel said she hoped they would have those miniature blueberry muffins.

She enjoyed so much last time she was there.

The decision to hold the summit at the DeRale had come under fire from Democrats who said that housing the world leaders at a luxurious well-run resort with Trump's name on it would give people the impression that the President was a successful businessman who was capable of restoring the nation's economy and bringing sanity to our international relations, which wouldn't turn expose the Democrats in their mainstream media for the dishonest hypocrites and incompetence they are.

In a statement to a gathering of reporters, all of whom strangely enough looked exactly alike and were named Chuck Todd, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said quote, holding the G7 at the DeRale would be in direct violation of the Amaluments clause of the Constitution.

Our founding fathers did not want the President hanging around all day using Amaluments until his whole body was as soft and pink as a girls so that our enemies would believe we were weak and were tempted to invade.

Unquote, when one of the Chuck Tods told Ms. Pelosi that she may have confused Amaluments which are profits with Amalience which are lotions, the Speaker demanded an immediate secret and unofficial impeachment investigation into James Madison and Congressman Adam.

And that's the idea that he had already seen enough evidence to convict Madison although he couldn't tell anyone what it was because it was secret like what he did last night with his stuff pink bear.

But that's another story.

Check her warning on Andrew Clayvin and this may be the Andrew Clayvin show.

Yes folks this is your source for Amaliment humor.

Well, I'll see you're going to hear an Amaliment Amalion joke. Come on. No, it's not.

All right, let's see if I can get through the rest of the show instead of me fooling myself.

Oh, happy people at least I'll say that. A while back I do not remember how long I made the comparison between Donald Trump and Randall Patrick McMurphy.

The hero of Ken Kese's excellent novel One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest which was later made into the famous film starring Jack Nicholson.

That comparison applies now more than ever.

McMurphy is not a particularly good guy. He's a roused about a braggart and a brawler and a drunk.

And he wangles his way out of a prison term by pleading insanity and then he's put into a mental institution the Cuckoo's Nest.

In the institution where he finds he finds a group of men subtly controlled and manipulated by an evil nurse who pretends to nurture them with motherly care.

But is really a castrating bitch. She's named nurse Hillary or maybe I'm confusing her with every other feminist bully in America.

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