Hillary Clinton says she may decide to run for a second term as president of her imagination.

I beat Trump once, I can beat him again since Mrs. Clinton, before falling off her bar stool,

rolling under a table, banging her head on a chair leg, and lapsing into a period of unconsciousness

during which she dreamed that she really was president and all the people loved her so very,

very much. Mrs. Clinton made the remarks after Donald Trump sent out a tweet reminding his

followers of Clinton's history of corruption going back 40 years. Those are old old old stories,

Mrs. Clinton told a lamppost while trying to figure out how to put on her coat. The feds have

been trying to nail me for years and the lousy screws have never put a finger on me see. So eat

lead, John Law. Yeah, that's right. That's what I said. Tell with your GMN if you think I'm going

to die in some hellhole of a prison, think again, coppers. Mrs. Clinton then climbed to the top of a

gas storage facility, waving a Tommy gun and shouting top of the world ma before the facility exploded

in a blinding ball of flame. When Mrs. Clinton recovered consciousness, she issued a statement

to what was either a bevy of reporters hanging on her every word or a collection of cabbage patch

kids arranged on chairs to look like reporters saying, quote, ever since I beat Donald Trump in the

last election, I've done such a great job as president. It's a shame my administration was

invisible to the American public because of the veil of illusion cast by an evil wizard who

lives at the bottom of a bottle of shardonnay. But one day so help me, I'll find that bottle

and this nightmare will come to an end. Unquote.

Elizabeth Warren said she was eager for Hillary to join the race so she'd no longer be the

biggest liar running. Trick or warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

You know, I was just thinking for those who are not watching but are only listening and in the

song, there's a little cartoon that goes on and has a cartoon me singing the song and I don't have

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