Ep 780: Secret Tunnels for Sex

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

News, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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*** VIDEO OF THIS EPISODE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=072-hKuktLw Back at Gebhards with a broken rib for the new year. Ron the Waiter talks about the discovery of secret tunnels under the synagogue here in New York City. Eagles suck go Bills! Matt says F U to 2023. Tomato from Sound of Urchin and his good skin talks nyc Marathon and the Polar Bear Club. They did kiss. Who had Stephen Hawking on their bingo card. The stained mattresses says it all. That's why they invented hunting. You're not giving everyone pink eye. *PLEASE CHECK OUT MY OTHER PODCAST "Comedy Quick Hits with Opie". Here's the latest episode https://omny.fm/shows/comedy-quick-hits-with-opie/comedyquick6

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0:00.0	And that's how we begin what's going on everybody. Welcome to Tuesdays at
0:16.8	Get Parts. We are back. Yeah!
0:19.9	Happy the Year!
0:21.9	After New Year, Bitches!
0:25.0	What's going on, Matt, how are you?
0:27.0	I'm all right, how about you?
0:28.0	I think I might have broken a rib.
0:30.0	Oh, a rib, huh?
0:32.0	I'm in a lot of pain right now.
0:35.0	I could use my left arm to lift up this smoky porter, thanks to Matt and Get Parts on the
0:41.0	Upper West Side.
0:42.0	Well, I guess you need to lift something.
0:45.0	I did an old man fall in the stairwell of my building.
0:49.0	Do they have security cam footage?
0:52.0	I really want to see it.
0:53.2	They in the.
0:54.2	I've got a whole sound effects board I want to use on that one.
1:01.8	I was thinking to myself. I was thinking to myself. I was thinking to myself. Thank God we don't do a funny show because I can't laugh today. I can't laugh.
1:10.0	We're so lucky. I can't laugh. We suck so much. I will laugh and it won't hurt my damn ribs but I do a lot of these guys know I I walk the stairs in my building if I'm just laying around on a couch I'm like you know what you're
1:23.7	lazy F get in the elevator go down 10 stories and walk 10 stories back up.
1:28.0	I guess it's time to walk the stairs.
1:30.0	Exactly. And so I was doing that. Were you laying there for a bit? Did anybody come check on you or they're like, oh, that's peaceful in here?
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