Ep 78: BBC Huw-dunnit, Osborne Confetti and Mural Immorality
The Trawl
Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss
4.7 • 867 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Marina and Jemma are trying to make sense of the BBC presenter scandal, the timing of it, the execution of it, the point of it. They wonder if it might be distracting from more important news, like global warming, the mortgage crisis or Johnson refusing to give up his phone. But, it's trending so they trawl and then there's also the Osborne wedding to discuss. It was all happening for the happy couple, what with THAT email dropping and then THAT orange confetti being thrown. What on earth is going on?
Jemma and Marina have been burning the midnight oil so it's all a bit bewildering, although on the issue of the mural that Jenrick had painted over in the refugee processing centre, they're completely clear. Vile.
Light relief is provided by Lee Anderson's GB News Show. Which isn't supposed to be funny. But is.
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| 0:00.0 | Tax Act can think of a million things more fun than filing taxes. |
| 0:04.0 | Tax Act is going to name some now. |
| 0:07.0 | Sitting in traffic. |
| 0:08.0 | Folding a fitted bed sheet. |
| 0:11.0 | Listening to your coworker talk about his fantasy team. |
| 0:14.0 | Digging a hole. |
| 0:16.0 | Digging an even larger hole next to that original hole. |
| 0:19.0 | Unfortunately, Tax Act's filing software can't make taxes fun, |
| 0:24.3 | but Tax Act can help you get them done. |
| 0:27.4 | Tax Act, let's get them over with. |
| 0:30.1 | It's more the case that I don't think politicians should do very, very terrible things |
| 0:34.0 | and destroy the lives of huge numbers of people face accountability. |
| 0:40.8 | Hello and welcome to The Trawl where we scroll through social media so you don't have to. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm Marina Perkis. |
| 0:47.4 | And I'm Gemma Forte and I hope you've had time to enjoy a bit of the tennis at Wimbledon. |
| 0:53.0 | Chris Eubank has. |
| 0:55.9 | In fact, Cromerica Industries at HePimp posted what Chris Eubank had to say. It's a beautiful summer today. The breeze is |
| 1:05.5 | stupendous he sound like |
| 1:12.2 | someone doing an impression of chris eubank |
| 1:14.1 | chris eubank sounds like someone doing an impression of chris eubank |
| 1:16.5 | you know what else is uh stupendous marina |
| 1:20.1 | do you know what is stupendous |
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