I just got up on stage and this is what I said.

I said,

I,

Ev,

everything is fucked Everything is fucked

I'm sorry that's no way to start a show

I apologize

I started again. I said, most, most, most things are fucked.

But please don't give up on me now, because I'm here to get you out of this dark hole

That's my job after all

Craigie make them laugh make them cry

That's what it says in your bio

Oh make them cry

That'll be easy tonight.

Way too easy tonight.

But make them laugh, almost impossible.

It's like a funeral out there.

Don't let the darkness break you my friends

there are so

many of us

and only one of him

so I So I, I, I, I did my research.

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