McCarthyite Congressman Adam Schiff says there are now more whistleblowers he's never heard of,

ready to accuse Donald Trump of things he doesn't know about, but which he will suddenly

have evidence for when the time is right. Schiff says his new witnesses will accuse Trump of

crime so terrible that it won't even matter if he committed them or not, just the fact that he's

being accused of them will be enough to prove he's unfit for office. Schiff says he doesn't know

the whistleblowers personally, but that he trusts them implicitly because they include several

of his close relatives, the former head of the CIA, Chuck Todd, and a guy Schiff once hired as

a caretaker who not only did an absolutely great job mowing his lawn, but also personally heard

the president violate the Constitution in a way so horrific that Schiff doesn't even know what it is

yet and is already appalled. Among the charges, Schiff says he doesn't know the whistleblowers will

make, but he sure they probably will. Are the Trump was on hand when Justice Brett Kavanaugh forced

himself on a string of high school girls during the greatest rape murder spree that has ever been

committed by a future Supreme Court justice without leaving any trace of the crimes that even

been committed? After escaping through the sewer system, Trump then dressed up in blackface,

ran for president as Barack Obama and had the CIA spy on himself in an abusive power so dreadful

that had he actually been the real Barack Obama, the press would have had to tie themselves in

knots to ignore it. According to Schiff, Trump was still wearing blackface when he took stormy

Daniels across state lines to commit unmentionable acts of campaign violation that should cost him the

evangelical vote, thus leaving Democrats free to slaughter unborn children on moss.

Schiff says Trump's latest imaginary crimes are so heinous they demand an even more serious

pretend impeachment. Trick or warning, Andrew Klavin and this is the Andrew Klavin Show.

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