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free. All right, we're on the G. W. B. We're getting our free. Well, I don't know if we're getting free Christmas trees, but we're getting cheap Christmas trees.

I'm getting a free Christmas tree.

Well, I think you are, because I feel like I owe you something at this point.

My easy pass will cover half of it. There you go. You want to know about the worst diarrhea I ever had? Go on.

That was just telling me about his diarrhea. You're lucky it wasn't recording for your

diarrhea, but I'm gonna I'm gonna record for my diarrhea. The world is lucky you

aren't recording. I was living on Long Island and we got a lot of

delis and I was going to the beach, 100 degrees out, go to the ocean for the day,

but I got to pick up my my ham and Swiss with

Mayo sandwich and you know what because we're trying to keep everyone on is

maybe some

potato salad not that German potato salad that you like actually I like

what German potato salad better I don't know why I said that but my

potato salad had mayonnaise and then I decided to go to the ocean

with my lunch and then I decided I don't need to eat right away so my ham and Swiss with

Mayo waited a week and my potato salad with Mayo sat on my blanket for I don't know a good hour or two and it was cooking I mean cooking in the sun and then it was time to get my eat on.

So I ate the ham and Swiss with the mayo and the potato salad with the mayo.

It tasted fine so I figured figured I was out, right?

Later that night I had to go to my brother's house

with my girlfriend at the time

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