Ep 77: The Lord of the Underdecks
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2013
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Corbomite asks Lorem to go down... to the underdecks on a special assignment that leads him to discover some personal truths, plus Crick's latest abomination.
Improvised on Oct 6th. Title suggested by Darren Izzard on Facebook.
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| 0:00.0 | Lorum. Yes, sir. I've got an assignment for you. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much, sir, for an assignment. |
| 0:09.1 | Well, as you know, this ship was originally designed to hold about twice as many crew as we have here. |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah, humanoids. Well, yeah. Anyway, there are a lot of the lower decks, like from deck 10 through 15 or sort of. |
| 0:24.1 | They haven't been used a lot. |
| 0:25.6 | I'm just wondering if you can go through an inventory, you know, make sure that all of our records are up to date, see what we could be using better. |
| 0:33.2 | Yeah, just take this pad and check it out. |
| 0:36.1 | Sir, can I ask you? |
| 0:37.5 | Yeah. Do you think there might be anything arousing down there? Yeah, just take this pad and check it out. Sir, can I ask you? Yeah? |
| 0:38.0 | Do you think there might be anything arousing down there? |
| 0:42.2 | Arousing? |
| 0:42.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:43.8 | So I'm just having a real rough day, you know, one of those days. |
| 0:46.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.2 | Well, I... |
| 0:50.0 | Probably. |
| 0:51.5 | You'll probably have to struggle with something arousing could you describe it |
| 0:57.3 | i don't know what's down there i'm sending you down there to find out so it's a vast unknown |
| 1:01.9 | yes it's a vast unknown but look if you're ever kind of feeling overwhelmed if you're |
| 1:08.2 | you're thinking your urges are getting the better of you you know you've |
| 1:11.3 | got friends here up on the bridge you know just just tap your com badge and uh and we're here to help |
| 1:16.4 | we're all part of a team here all right so i'll start with deck ten and work my way up well down down |
| 1:22.5 | gotta go down i gotta go down it's all. That probably was hard for you right there. |
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