Hey, what's going on America and welcome to the newest episode of the dear America?

Hey, we did it in a group there. That was cool. Where's the applause, Jake, you're falling, sir?

You're America. We bought you the new thing and I always have to start. It's hard.

Hit the button, Jake. Hit the button. So you have it in your mind. You're already thinking about it. I have to always be like thinking it two things at once.

All I hear is excuses. Jake, you know, when you tell the best producer in the world, tag, you know, there comes a certain amount of expectations there.

All right. So I'm going to dive right into this. Yes, we have a stimulus package agreement and we're going to dive into that.

What it actually looks like here in a minute, but I really want to talk about two very important things. One, if you are not watching on video, you are missing out because I have decided to put head gear on today.

And I feel like I feel like I just got done debating that marijuana should be legal. You know, I feel like one of those guys, you know, one of those hippie people that, you know, thinks marijuana cures every sickness.

There is a matter of. And then two, I really want to dive into we, man, Alyssa and Jake, I know you have as well. We are two episodes in to Tiger King on that.

I just want to say that I'm a Southern man. Okay. And I have never witnessed the level of just degenerate redneck gayness in my entire life. I mean, I don't watch documentaries. And I actually wrote our best friends, Bryson and Brandy last night. And I was like, you got to watch this.

It's the greatest thing you've ever seen. And next episode beats it. If you haven't what if you have watched it, then you're going to know a lot of what we're saying here. But if you haven't watched it, ladies and gentlemen, go to Netflix right now. Forget your job. Forget, you know, your obligations and your marriage or your children.

No, I don't watch it. No, no. Okay. And spoiler alert. If you are concerned about us spoiling something, just skip the next three, four minutes, because we're we've got to talk about this show. I was don't know. It's like what frickin planet was this.

I don't know. I want to know I told Graham like how did they. When did they know it was gold. Like who was doing the interview? And it's like, oh wait, there's another story. We're only going to talk about the first two episodes, because that's as far as we've seen, okay. And I'm hooked. All right, I absolutely hooked. The tiger claws are in me. Yeah, I can't. So the basis of this show is centered around the big cat world. We're in by big cats.

We mean tigers. All right. And so you've got this guy. I guess lions. Yeah. So you've got this guy named Joe exotic. Great name. Joe exotic real name. And he is a red neck. Hick from Oklahoma.

Gay is all get out. The gayest of gays that you've ever seen in your life. Like, like, I didn't see that. It's like I saw a super.

Yeah, and he said he was gay. And I was like, okay, make sense now, but not just gay multiple husbands.

Yeah, you can't spoil it too much for everybody. No, I said spoiler alert. Skip the next three, four minutes because we have to talk about the

Hillary Clinton is in it. She's basically the girl Carol. Is she not. Okay. Yeah, you're looking sound like Hillary Clinton. So, so, so, so, so, you're off to her.

The premise. The premise. Y'all are skipping ahead. We're supposed to walk the audience through this. All right. So the whole show is centered around Joe exotic.

This girl named Carol. Carol, which my mom's name is Carol. So if Carol. Yeah. Carol.

And then and then this other guy named Doc Antel. Yeah. Doc. Bogavon. Bogg, a doctor. Bogavon.

And so, all right. So, so to put it in contrast. Okay. Joe exotic is the gay redneck zoo owner. Doc Antel is the super rich.

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