Hey, it's Schwartz. Listen, this virus thing is starting to concern everyone greatly.

I'm not sure where I am with the whole thing.

That said, until things get clear as to what this all means,

why don't you try wearing your shoes in public and maybe not crowd surf and touch everything

and everyone and maybe don't smoke other people's joints and don't fucking all drink from

the Jameson bottle and I don't know.

Just adopt some adult tendencies

and practices during this unknown time with the virus.

All right, thank you.

Please use the hygiene, wash your hands,

brush your teeth, floss, the whole deal later.

Hey, Andy, this is Frank over there at State.

Just, the show's still on.

Just wanted to give you that update.

We'll give you a call every couple of days just to check in.

We did have some of the ticket holders call us,

and they asked if we could pass on a message to you. They wanted to know if you could

refrain from stage diving. They don't think you're very clean and they're scared you may have

coronavirus. So if you could just not do that, that would be good. Also, they wanted to know

if you could wear shoes

because they said the last time you were here you had a bunch of fungus in your feet

and it was disgusting so just wanted to ask if you could take those necessary

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