Ep 77: BIRTHDAY QUEEN

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

In honor of the day of her birth, Rosebud sat down to talk to the next member of Me Also (most famous girl group of all time,) ALANA JOHNSON! She's from New York, she's the sixth Spice Girl (aka "6 Spice") and she's got talent we don't even deserve. Follow her on IG and Twitter @itsalanaj and make sure to get tix to see your hosts @philanthropygal and @rosebudbaker in TORONTO at JFL42 this week! Tix available at www.jfl42.com. And be sure to follow our producer Mike Coscarelli @mikecoscarelli and theme song by Sarah Dooley @iamsarahdooley.

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are two adult women.
0:05.0	And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:11.0	We're crazy.
0:12.0	Hey!
0:13.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:16.0	One nation under beeps.
0:19.0	We're gonna be two less softly girls.
0:22.0	We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear
0:28.3	we're not being ironic at all.
0:31.2	Post a biker in Fisher and Rosebaker. Welcome back everybody to two less lonely girls. I am Rosebud Baker, your host.
0:39.6	Corinne Fisher is not here and also not picking up my phone calls so this might not even
0:46.2	record because we all know Corinne is the only one that has her shit together. I'm here today though with my other co-host who's
0:56.9	stepping in Alana Johnson from the most famous girl group of all time me also. of applause alana so famous I hope
1:07.9	I hope you're all applauding instead of driving your cars that be wise
1:12.2	Alana I'm so excited you're here.
1:15.0	Me too.
1:16.0	You had one of the best auditions I've literally seen.
1:20.0	I was like,
1:21.0	stop it.
1:22.0	This bitch is... I was like, we bitch is stop I was like we don't deserve her and I
1:26.5	The feeling is mutual I was like you killed it you think you fucking killed it were you listening to the podcast beforehand?
1:33.9	I'd heard a little bit of it, but not,
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