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We got merch. We need more merch. I need a new, uh, I need a new sweatshirt conspiracy social club.

It's gonna get cold soon. Let's do a different sweatshirt. I need, but I need a new one because I really liked our sweatshirt and it just disappeared.

Let's call us to, uh, let's do a deep waters one. Deep water. Okay, I respect that. And then I'll follow us on Instagram. We have an Instagram aka deep waters. And guys, I want you to know I am going to be putting up those videos you sent me.

I was thinking I should help my friend Johnny. We need to make more of those funny weird ones where he moves our faces.

Johnny hasn't been doing that for a while. Let's get him doing that. We got to do it. Please let's get him. Hey, Brian, where are you going to be? You know what? I'm glad you asked. I'm bringing up my schedule, my schedule.

I'll be it. I'll be it. I'll be it wrong. What is wrong with you, bro? I want to tell you where I'm going to be. Hi, my name is Sam Tripoli. I'm in Plano, Texas at the new House of Comedy,

which I'm very excited about. Love the Bronsons. And then I'm going to be a two Banger comedy chaos. I got started booking that. And then I'm going to be in Saratoga at the end of September. So go to Sam Tripoli.com.

Brian Kellen.com for tickets to Raleigh, North Carolina. Good night. September 8th, 9th and 10th. Good nights. I got San Jose, California, the improv, September 15, 16, 17. I got Spacan Washington. Spacan Comedy Club, September 22, 23, 24. And I don't stop. I got Bridgeport. Can I get stressed back to October 13, 14, 15. So that's what I'm doing. And then I got to come to Washington, September 29th, October 1st. Can't stop. Won't stop. He won't stop.

People ask, is everything in conspiracy? The answer is yes. Who and what is controlling everything? And what?

They practice sorcery. I can't argue against magic. I don't know what it is that we live on. But I believe it's around. This round that we live in is the lowest level of heaven, highest level hell.

Chicken snake gods and then Anunnaki and sorcery. If Sam says the chicken snake god is running everything, I'm literally in the world of crazy.

I'm winning.

Conspiracy social club, AK water, water, water. First of all, did you have a good week? Are you going to buy a bowling alley? What are you going to do?

What about buying a bowling alley? Me and my brother can get along. So me and my brother love each other, but we bought heads a lot.

And so I used to just whoop his ass when we were kids. Like I would make I was the wrestling champion, right?

And then what I would do and I would make up new belts. Just I know I'd be like, you're the DDC world champion. And then I would whoop his ass.

I would just make up a bell. I just make up a bell. I'd be like, you're the ATO world champion. And I'm hoping I'm not a champion. And I'm like, no,

you know, world champion. You haven't felt for like a second. Any reason to beat his ass. You'd give him a bell. And he wants some. But I like I was almost going to beat his ass in my mom's house.

But I can't because it's all antiques. Right. Like that. That's like getting him fight at the Smithsonian. Right. You just don't do that. Right. You don't start throwing people around the dinosaur exhibits and shit like that. Right. That's a big no no.

So, but yeah, I'm thinking about buying some stuff like that. Looking real hard to buy land. I've been buying it, you know, gold. I've been buying guns. Damn. Got some guns.

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