The year is 2034. The Kashmi outside girl is president. There are 67,298 genders. It's illegal

to have an opinion. I'm the last straight male. This is my story.

Welcome to chewing the fat. Okay, so it was just a Joe Rogan post this morning. It made me laugh. That's all.

He's not getting Netflix money for that. I'll tell you that. It'll be a good movie. I would watch it.

But he's not getting Netflix money for that. I don't know what streaming maybe Paramount Plus puts that together for him.

But really funny. And it just made me laugh. We got a big recall. Another recall from Croger. Amazing. It's

deserts. This will not stand. I will not have this. And once again, may contain metal fragments. What the hell is going on with the

machinery at these baking companies? What is going on? So Croger recall involves 20 unique food items as to how metal

fragments possibly got into the Finnish products. They got into the start in the part of the baking process. So they don't know. They don't know.

They're just cleaning the machines. So cinnamon rolls, four ounce and two and a half ounce packages, white cake, chocolate cake, white vanilla cake, yellow vanilla cake, chocolate vanilla cake, yellow cake, both

identity cheese pocket, angel food cake, yellow fudge cake, red velvet cake, marble cake, chocolate fudge cake, single slices, yellow caramel cake, single slices,

caramel apple double layer cake. You might be willing to take a shot. Maybe that may or may not have the metal shards in that bad boy. Boston cream cake, double layer cake, raspberry cake, party balloon cake. Wow.

That is amazing. All those items available for purchase or were available for purchase at stores across 30 states.

So throw them away. Throw them away. No, I want my refund. I'm bringing the product back. But this is a good chance for you to get a little extra cash. I don't know what a, you know, a caramel cake cost. But if you go into a Croger right now, this is just a helpful hint for me. You're going to Croger right now and you go, yeah, I bought a yellow caramel cake, single slices the other day. And I lost my receipt.

But you got a big recall going on. There's no way I could let my kids eat the yellow caramel cake, single slices. That's the one I said I bought. Okay. And the, there's no way I could let my kids because we can possibly have metal shards, ramming through the caramel cake. So I need my money back. I think it was like, you know, whatever, whatever they usually cost. That's what you need to refund me on. Yeah, I'll take store credit. It were good. No problem. All good.

So just be on the lookout if you have any of those products. It could. It may have metal fragments in the product. So there's kind of that to worry about. I need to apologize to Holy cow. I felt bad yesterday. Okay. So I record the show.

And, you know, I'm going on about my day. And as I'm going about my day, I'm thinking, you know, I think I said Sheriff Grady Judd was from Pasco County. So I go back and I only listen. I've tried. I fast-forwarded through the show. I can't take. I'm going to listen to the whole show. I've already done it.

And I get to the part where I'm talking about the criminals in in in Polk County, Polk County. And I hear me say Pasco County. I is embarrassing. I apologize. Sheriff Grady Judd is the sheriff of Polk County, Florida. Now I know that Pasco County is fine too. There's nothing wrong with you Pasco. Don't get your little panties in a wad. It's fine. All right. I know you're mad.

And you're probably those of you in Polk County are like you bastard.

Grady Judd, this is Polk County. This is not Pasco County. So I apologize. Grady, I'm sorry, Sheriff Judd. And I apologize because it's Pasco County is not the kind I did it again.

Why don't I because I keep looking at PSCO Polk. No, PC. So, right. Polk County Sheriff's office. And I, in my head, it's Pasco. I'm going to stop now because I'm just digging myself into a deeper hole. We could probably just delete this whole thing. Just forget about it. Okay. Nobody else. No one will just go. People will listen and go. Isn't he the sheriff of Polk County? Jeff does not know what he's talking about. And then we're done.

So today on my chewing the fat segment during Pat Onleys Wednesdays on blaze television and radio network. I did the story about the 121% increase in demands for Santas this year. According to higher Santa.com. And they said, ah, that's so fast. Yeah, there's a great demand. But there's 10% fewer working Santas than the pandemic.

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