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Improvised Star Trek

Ep 76: The Planet that Glows Too Bright

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2013

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Rita King enjoys some time to reflect while on shore leave.  Back on the ship. Cdr. Hayes & LtCdr. Watson console Lt Rogers, an officer from the USS Oblivion who's come to retrieve his brother's remain.

Improvised August 11th, 2013 from a suggestion by George Papadakis via Facebook.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Commander, I'm just having a really hard time, you know, getting things done since like half the crew is on shortly right now.

0:18.0

Well, we drew the short straws, so we agreed that we would keep things going.

0:23.0

Right. So what do you need help with? Okay, so I have to scan the planet that we've been sent to do

0:30.7

initial scannings on, so I've got to do that. All right, I'm going to delegate that back to you.

0:35.9

You're really the best scanner we've got. I've got to clean the bathrooms. Okay, I'm actually going to delegate that back to you. Okay. You're really the best scanner we've got. I've got to clean the bathrooms.

0:38.9

Okay.

0:39.4

I'm actually going to delegate that back to you as well.

0:41.8

Okay.

0:42.3

I have to set up all of the stations at Starbirds tonight for happy hour.

0:48.5

Okay, you know what?

0:49.1

I'm actually going to delegate that to the bar staff.

0:51.6

Well, the bar staff is all on shoreline.

0:53.3

Oh, right.

0:54.1

Okay. All right. What else do you got to do? I've got to water all the plants in the hydroponics bay. Okay, that's you. Okay. I have to wash and wax all of the shuttlecraft. I'm assuming Lieutenant Carl and Lieutenant's on their own... They are on shore leave. Okay, all right. Um... The only thing that's down there right now is the corpse of Lieutenant Carl's wife.

1:14.0

Okay. They are on shore leave. Okay, all right. The only thing that's down there right now is the corpse of Lieutenant Carl's wife.

1:14.6

Okay, I'm going to delegate to you a proper burial for that.

1:18.9

Speaking of which, we have just like a whole buildup of urns of cremated ensigns who've died over the last few months.

1:25.7

We need to shoot those into space.

1:27.2

I thought we were shooting them in real time.

1:29.3

We usually just keep them in a storage room for a few months.

1:33.3

Alright.

1:34.3

In case somebody wants them.

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