Hello, hello, poor old Ben, the producer of this podcast.

I'm slapping a bit of live, live, live.

Well, it is alive, it's a plant that's in my bathroom.

Snapped a bit off and I'm sliming it all over my face and it looks well

or you can use your imagination absolutely disgusting but yeah I was going in a

different direction there it looks like I'm spreading spunk over my face let's be

honest cuddle club thank you for coming back to my arms

this is disgusting I've literally got goop over my face. Anyway, I

say what's not disgusting, this podcast. Okay, lovely, Link, if you can get it. And I can.

Before we get into it, please can come to the live show, because I'd love to see you there.

I'm going to do games and interactions and who says that?

Me just now. There's going to be lots of fun stuff. Slightly different format. You've got to adapt

to the live room, you see. And I've got said Gamble. My Jungle King, let's call him. Well,

if you've seen outsiders.

Oh, there is a jungle show, isn't there?

Well, don't worry, we haven't gone on that.

Outsiders on Dave Wednesday nights.

By this time this goes out, you'll have to watch it on catch up.

UKTV.com.

Anyway, the point is, the live shows, me and Teddy,

just getting into it you know it's going to be on the 12th

December at 21 Soho so come along and if you don't come along fuck you and your family

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