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President Trump made some silly comments about Jews recently and furious Jewish Americans

have sworn to overreact by voting for Democrats who want to wipe Israel off the face of the

earth. In an absurd, off-hand remark, Trump told reporters he thought any Jew who voted

for a Democrat would demonstrate, quote, either total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty,

unquote, the comment absolutely shocked observers who had believed until now that Trump was

a careful and considered speaker who would never utter a foolish phrase without fully

thinking it through. Those observers are named Cyrus Barringer and Virgil Snopes and both

men live in Florida.

Jewish Americans struck back immediately, Harvey Bernstein, president of the Association

of Jews who are nowhere near as smart as everyone always says they are, issued a statement

saying, quote, how dare President Trump make this sort of insignificant error? As a self-destructive

and none too bright, you, I plan to seize on this irrelevant bag of tell to justify voting

for a Democrat party that is trying to destroy the state of Israel and that can't even pass

a resolution condemning anti-Semitism without throwing in a lot of hazarai that makes the whole

thing meaningless, unquote.

Mr. Bernstein then punctuated his comments by firing a pistol into his foot and slamming

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