Welcome back to another episode with me, your host, Carla Moumaris.

And your host, Anthony Bertram.

Hello, we are back and it's just us finally again.

Yes, just us.

We're going to go back to our roots and spit some real shit today.

Oh, yeah, it's going to be real, real.

But first, I want to do an update of the summer because the last that they've heard us, you were here for the past couple episodes. Now, you've been back home. I'm about to be home. This is our last episode, like not seeing each other, like touching each other. Oh, it is. Yeah, bitch. You're going to be back here next week. And we fucking pick up and do some normal shit, child. I ain't got to be in this fucking closet, fucking recorded sweat. I got sweat followed up on my arms and stuff like that, child. I ain't taking a bath after the gym because I knew I was just going to get back sweaty. Oh, you nasty. You know what we've been talking about. we get them little bumps on our butt cheeks and because we're not showering right after the gym because I knew I was just going to get that sweaty. Oh, you nasty. You know we've been talking about we get them little bumps on our butt cheeks

because we're not showering right after the gym.

Oh, I need to update you, bitch. I need to show you my booty. So, yeah. Don't show me right now, bitch. Please don't show me right now. What we got to tell the people about the bumps on the booties? So me and Carl, a couple months ago, I shaved my ass and I realized I had scars and shit lighted

on my ass from like realized I had scars and shit

like that on my ass from like ingrown hairs and blackheads. And I was like, you know, trying to come up with... When we say ass, we mean the ass cheeks. Ass cheek. Okay, what's the difference? Like a booty hole in the ass cheek. Because when I be thinking of like shaving your ass, I think of like the crack on the inside. Oh, I shade my crack, too.

No, I know, but we're not talking about the crack.

No, okay, no, so we're just talking about the cheats since, y'all, I guess.

Yeah, just... shaving your ass i think of like the crack on the inside oh i shaved my crack too no i know but we're not talking about the crack no okay no so we're just talking about the cheats since y'all yeah just chisdneyed to point it out and yeah so i shaved it and you know i noticed that it was it just didn't look like a porn star's booty and i kind of wanted that so i started exfoliating and used tree tree oil and everything like that carlo was doing research research because did you suffer from that too? So what I do is I pick at the back of my thighs and like right under it. I pick at it a lot. And it scars. And it scars. Yeah. You know, light skin problems, unfortunately. And, um, yeah, so I've been exfoliating and everything like that and moisturizing daily and using a coffee scrub and stuff like that on my booty. Where did you get a coffee scrub from? Fat Cat Bills, bitch, about a month or so ago. I bought two and that was $8. It's a really good scrub. So whenever I'm, whenever in the short period of times that I'm going to buy them, I made sure that I use a coffee. Either it's going to be a charcoal scrub and everything like that. I used that on my booty so, you know, I can freshen it up. And then I have this very sensual motion that I got from bad bath and body works, bitch. And, you know, I rub it bite that bitch. And, you know, it would be a lit session so it's getting better so it's getting smooth yeah

i want to show you oh okay you can show me what i mean i ain't gonna bend over and show you my ass right now

but i'm gonna do it later yeah because i mean if you guys don't know he's literally sitting in his closet

under all his jeans on the flow with a pillow behind his back and i'm in the living room hoping that Ianna doesn't come out the room like with the door

hearing the ambulance and people getting shot outside.

It ain't hot in that living room?

So I bought a, I went yesterday to Target and we bought a fan.

Okay, good, bitch.

Because that heat, that gets trapped up in there.

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