You're joking, right?

Well, I'm trying to be hopeful.

I'm trying to be optimistic about that.

Well, I guess you're too young to be a little pessimistic like me.

The fucking things I see at their people are stupid.

Little too short on the hair, but it's fine.

Not at all.

I guess you're doing like to grow,

like to grow into it, like a little baby, just like a five-year-old boy. You get them like the size up because they grow into it. That's got to suck being a parent. You're not even funny. The things you say, I'm not trying to be funny. Being a parent of a child that's growing, you have to buy new clothes every six months. Why would you buy clothes?

Why do we do that as a society? We should let kids up until a parent of a child that's growing, you have to buy new clothes every six months. Why would you buy clothes?

Why do we do that as a society?

We should let kids up until they're 13, pre-pubescent, they should be able to just walk

around naked because you have to give them new clothes every.

Yes, that's a great topic.

We should spend a whole hour talking about that.

You're so right, idiot.

I raise a moron. Who even comes on with that? That thought process should be in your mind? When I was, this is kind of related a little bit. Just because you have full wool body suit. I already have, it would, right, if I was out without a shirt, people wouldn't know. Well, they'd see those pink nipples. They would. My nipples look so extra pink because my hair is so dark around them. Why do you? You're the one that's called my nipples pink. But you should leave it alone at that point. You don't bolster the position. You're an idiot. No, they all. I love you. Stop, stop. Just stop. Stop. Sell yourself. It's like... Don't not sell yourself. That is me selling myself. I want to find a girl who likes my nipples for how they are. Yeah, that's part of me. Good one. What do you do? Oh, and I'm the one that doesn't know it. Took you six tries. Of course the last one. That's why I don't gamble. It was literally the last one. Take you six tries. That reminded me when I was in China. By the way, you should never go to China ever. I'm not saying you as in the person listening. I'm saying you as in dad.

I have no desire so far. You would hate it. Hated it. I was there for a month. And I remember my first day, we arrive in Beijing. First of all, you can't see more than five feet in front of you because the air is such bad quality. It's like yellow haze everywhere. I was thinking to say a bunch of little Asian people in front.

No, you could see over them.

I was like super tall for everyone.

Wow, that's shocking. We're walking around Beijing to go like, we're in like Tiananmen Square and the forbidden city and whatever. And we're walking around. I was maybe in the country. You went to the forbidden city. I was maybe in the country for an hour. Did you see Indiana Jones? And there, this like, I'm walking on the street and this four-year-old, five-year-old boy in front of me. Just takes a dump right in the middle street. Yeah, thanks for it. See that? Cool. Cool. Go ahead. no he squats down right in front of me and just start shitting.

Fucking disgusting.

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