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Potterless

Ep. 75 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 24 w/ Helen Zaltzman & Martin Austwick

Potterless

Mike Schubert

Arts, Books, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.88.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Helen Zaltzman (@HelenZaltzman) and Martin Austwick (@MartinAustwick) return to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Harry’s toxic masculinity, Kevin Bacon Footloose anger dancing, strong female role models, gravestone typos, Dragon Twat, Bank Wanker, Monopoly, the Starbucks of wands, the frequently defeated undefeatable wand, lying to paintings, and more!


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Boniorno. Before we continue my first ever journey through the Harry Potter series, just a few

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quick announcements. First, if you don't follow Potterless on social media, you may have not seen that I got

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engaged a Kelly over the weekend.

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That's pretty cool.

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You should be following me on social media. What are you doing? Second, those live show tickets for New York and Boston are still available if you go to multitude. You do not production slash live. Hurry before they sell out. Third, it is the first episode of Potterless in May.

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Here at Potterless, each month we donate $1 for every member of our team over at patreon.com

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slash potterless to a different charity. Third, it is the first episode of Potterless in May. Here at Potterless, each month we donate $1 for every member of our team over at patreon.com

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to a different charity and at the time of recording we have 764 patrons, meaning that we are

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donating $764 to Kind Hearted Lankans.

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I don't know if it was just because I was on vacation and not checking news, but I feel like

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I heard a lot more about a building in France being burned down than over 290 people dying in the Easter bombings in Sri Lanka. So it's an awful tragedy. I hope it's been given the attention that it needs and I want to do anything that I can to help. So we are picking this charity. If you want to learn more about this charity, you can go to kindhearted lankans.com. Outside of setting up this relief fund for the bombings, they do a lot of great work in Sri Lanka. And thanks again to listener Natalie, who suggested donating to a charitable cause about this tragedy. And finally, on some happier news, we have new patrons to welcome to the team. So shout out to Courtney C, Chelsea Kemp, Mackenzie Rackowitz, Nilly, Ellie, Jamie Smith, Sarah Hickey, Lany Vance, Solana Warner, Kelsey Grace, Felo Green, Felix Cedel, Thomas McDonough, Sean Corcoran, Lois Cooke, Stephanie Hofer, Delaney, Brooklyn Burke, David Kennedy Farner, Yale Azaire, Adam Farrington Horsfall, Andy Cantor, Sarah Demuccio, Lace Pike Parker, Lindsay S. Seekyllis, Kyle Asingerz, Kyle Ossinger, Randy Kleth, Jennifer Chen, Siena Kincaid, Joshua Pans, Lucy Chata, Jordan Colley, Ava, Katie, Pawry, Katie, Warrie, Anna Scherbock, and Bonie Pony, a pronunciation correction for Kaffir Shal Tiel and Tajinder Shatter. Shout out to Sam Jackson and Sean, Susan, and Daniel Fitzgerald who upgraded their pledge.

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A huge shout to Sarah Shetter, who upgraded to the producer-level patron status, and a huge shout to our newest producer-level patrons. Peter Vastonak, Yash Patel, Marta Morrison, Stephanie Magnuson, Justin Waday, Erin Richter, C.J. Ochoco, Aileen J. J.E., C.L. Dobbs, Violet Sullivan, Hannah Suzanne Gormilly, Kat Yowl, Lindsay Towning, Elizabeth

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Agathon, and Fielding Lee, they join the ranks of. Leanne, Vicky, Erin, Jessie, Natalie, Deborah, Clau, Frank Marchismo, Tori, Samantha, Juan, Kieran, Rebecca Abede, Caitlin, Rachel, Raus, Mara, Ruea, Yelna, Julie, Rassan, to Key to Lala, Chelsea, Taylor, Lofkesh, Ali, Cassandra, Roxy, Amelia, Sean, Sarahsi amelia Shaan Sarah Ben Rachel Zachary Jessica Arna Tiago Jessica Orchid

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