The new Sportsman Bigwater EPDL Plus 132 from Old Town is the first seamless battery-powered pedal

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So revolutionary is the EPDL's design that it won best new boat of the year at Icast

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and tidal current and explore distant snake

headwaters that were a little daunting to reach with pedal power alone. To learn more about the

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