Hey everybody. Welcome back to Heaving Busams. The podcast were two resand lovers talk about love, lust, and other romance novels too.

This week's Patreon shout out goes out to Ashley M. Ashley, you are the Loch Ness Monster.

Hear us out.

Deep in what appears to be a quiet sea of cubicles, lurks in HB with some serious smut in her headphones.

Like Nessie, you're more than happy to submerge with a good book or reality show for a few hundred years

and you only show your scales when absolutely necessary to stand up for what you believe in or to protect your beloved home family and fur babies

Most of all like the magical immortal creature of the lock, you are absolutely one of a kind.

And now the conclusion of A Court of Mist and Eury by Sarah J. Mause. Basically we need the rest of the series

immediately like right the hell now don't you think? Here we go.

Hi, Aaron. Hi Aaron how many how are you great I'm so excited to be doing the last half of

a corner mrustin fury acum maf We're getting our A-A-Mowf on.

I never can think of the right acronym for the A-O-Murfs.

I know.

Hey Aaron, ask me what I did for myself yesterday.

I will, but you've not to make a snappy because we have five hours of Acomaphs to get through.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

Okay. What did you do for yourself yesterday?

Oh, I don't know. I just got myself a little IUD. Oh no! Are you

okay? Yeah it was great. Okay. When she was describing the procedure she was like all right you're to feel a touch when I do the betadine on your cervix and then you're going to feel a cramp and then a cramp and then a cramp because I'm doing these three things.

Oh, you know I'm familiar. Yeah, and so I was like oh man like I'm

super super done with pain in my pelvic region. Yeah. Lately like I'm just over

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